Internet dating pick up lines
Are you into celebrities because I have a video on You Tube? Being as hot as you are, don’t you have a hard time not melting your keyboard? Would you consider yourself more of a google or yahoo?
What’s the best piece of hardware that you’ve ever had? When you think of your ideal guy, how many friends does he have on Myspace? Would hold it against me if I sneak into your heart fast like a pop-up ad?
After all, you need an icebreaker, but not just Enter the pick-up line.
With that in mind, here are a few more things to remember as you think about which pick-up lines you’re going to use.
When it comes to dating, both online or off, you're only as good as your best opening line.
Humor is a great icebreaker in just about any situation, including trying to get a date.
Did people magazine name you the sexiest typist alive? What would you do if you discovered that I was a program? (words per minute) When are you going to get a webcam so I can see you shake it?
Do you know how to get from cyberspace to first base? If you were a program, you would be called Beautiful. Is it okay if I Ask Geeves how many guys you’ve been with? Is it weird that the only one that will follow me on Twitter is my mom? The pace and efficiency of your typing are so sexy.
Back in my dating years, my standard opening line was something along the lines of, "Um, I'll have the Cheeseburger Plate and a Coke." It's a miracle I ever got beyond shaking hands. I wanted to put my love on Ebay but I couldn’t because it’s priceless. If I was using Yahoo to search for you what search terms would I use? I see by your typing that you like to take things slow, but that’s OK because I’m pretty old fashioned myself. I’m thinking about starting a website called made Love If this relationship is going to work, you’re going to have to email me a picture of you naked. If you were a program, you would be called Addiction. (Whatever she answers with you can follow with, “That’s a rhetorical question, of course, it is.”) Pardon me, but do my words make you hot? Tell me, who’s the real person behind the hot picture? I’m a hacker, but it’s not your files that you should worry about, but your heart. If size matters, would you prefer that I use a bigger font?
She’s on Tinder, which means she understands what Tinder is about and she’s looking to get what Tinder offers.